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  <pubDate>Tue, 06 Feb 2007 00:03:02 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>wow</title>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2005 01:08:55 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Who&apos;s gonna help me move?!</description>
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  <description>&lt;table border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/killerquiz.htm&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; align=&quot;LEFT&quot; width=&quot;190&quot; height=&quot;233&quot; src=&quot;http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/quiz/killers/ripper.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot; color=&quot;#CCCCCC&quot;&gt;If i was a serial killer i would be &lt;b&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#990000&quot;&gt; Jack the Ripper&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;Jack the Ripper, by far the most notorious killer of all time. What would drive a man to kill 5 prostitutes, surgically mutilate the bodies, then stop, to never be heard from again? Most of the murders were pretty much the same, the victim had her throat cut and her abdomen exposed, the intestines were placed over her right shoulder and sometimes a kidney or even the heart had been removed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jack the RIpper&apos;s murders are still unsolved.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kill count: 5&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/killerquiz.htm&quot;&gt;Find what serial killer you would be, Take the Serial Killer Quiz now!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description>
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  <description>&lt;span class=&apos;ljuser ljuser-name_entschuldigung&apos; lj:user=&apos;entschuldigung&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://entschuldigung.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://entschuldigung.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;entschuldigung&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&apos;s Halloween party: &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;

&lt;b&gt;_fearofghosts&lt;/b&gt; dressed as Hillary Clinton.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;admiralhappy&lt;/b&gt; dressed as the Duke of Brewcum.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;askalice&lt;/b&gt; didn&apos;t even show up and doesn&apos;t get any candy.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;azraelfire&lt;/b&gt; dressed as a bottle of aselgraf.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;bettiepage&lt;/b&gt; dressed as Tom Cruise.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;bloodkittens&lt;/b&gt; dressed as the Governor of Oklahoma.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;comictragedy&lt;/b&gt; dressed as the main character of &quot;Mulholland Drive&quot;.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;cory_feldman&lt;/b&gt; dressed as a Erma&apos;s &amp; Co. employee.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;dopefilledstar&lt;/b&gt; dressed as a part-time webmaster.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;electrochick&lt;/b&gt; dressed as George Washington.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;enginechloe&lt;/b&gt; dressed as Robert Downey Jr..&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;entschuldigung&lt;/b&gt; dressed as a 1980&apos;s yuppie child.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;envy_e_rottika&lt;/b&gt; gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as Paris Hilton.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;fujita&lt;/b&gt; dressed as Liv Tyler&apos;s grandfather.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;girlhatesyou&lt;/b&gt; dressed as a elk.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;jarethinafrock&lt;/b&gt; dressed as Hurricane Luigi.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;jkingimages&lt;/b&gt; dressed as a knee.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;johnnyblast&lt;/b&gt; forgot to put on clothes!&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;jonthehero&lt;/b&gt; didn&apos;t even show up and doesn&apos;t get any candy.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;kalidescope&lt;/b&gt; dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Insane Enchanter.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;le_fantome&lt;/b&gt; dressed as a new superhero: Lieutenant Zero, and it suited them all too well.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;marilynimogen&lt;/b&gt; dressed as the Duke of Immuzole.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;melodicthought&lt;/b&gt; dressed as a Level 11 wizard.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;mimisoliel&lt;/b&gt; didn&apos;t dress up, spoilsport.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;mistresspandora&lt;/b&gt; dressed as Thomas Jefferson.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;monkeesuicide&lt;/b&gt; dressed as Captain Picard from &quot;Star Trek&quot;.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;mozer&lt;/b&gt; dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;mysterylodge&lt;/b&gt; dressed as your mother-in-law.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;mysticreptile&lt;/b&gt; dressed as a third baseman for the Braves.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;phree_radical&lt;/b&gt; dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Cora.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;queenbee427&lt;/b&gt; didn&apos;t even show up and doesn&apos;t get any candy.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;sasha_meow&lt;/b&gt; dressed as a weak vampire.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;sashabolique&lt;/b&gt; dressed as the love child of Tom Clancy and Madonna.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;shecaughtbunny&lt;/b&gt; dressed as Moltar.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;siamesesem&lt;/b&gt; dressed as Lance Armstrong.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;sickgurl&lt;/b&gt; dressed as a delayed duck.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;sigorps&lt;/b&gt; dressed as a witch.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;skippingmerrily&lt;/b&gt; dressed as Zorak.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;sleazeybakeoven&lt;/b&gt; dressed as something rotting, but what, specifically, you can&apos;t tell.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;terror13&lt;/b&gt; dressed as the Ugly Power Ranger.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;thisishappening&lt;/b&gt; dressed as a character from Harry Potter and the Hammer of Carrollton.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;tre_money&lt;/b&gt; dressed as Alyssa Milano.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;zippo138&lt;/b&gt; dressed as a brain.&lt;br&gt;



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  <pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2005 06:28:33 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Either grab a writing utensil and something to write on, or just remember your anwers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Apparently this is 99.9% TRUE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Don&apos;t peek at the answers, cause it ruins it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1)If your Straight write the first name of a person of the opposite&lt;br /&gt;sex that pops into your head,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;if your Gay write the name of the person of the same sex that pop&apos;s into your head,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;if your Bi write the name of the first person that pop&apos;s into your head....&lt;br /&gt;(it has to be the first)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2) Which is your favorite color out of red,&lt;br /&gt;black, blue, green, yellow?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3) Your first initial?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4) Your month of birth?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5) Which color do you like more, black or white?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6) Name of a person of the same sex as yours.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7) Your favorite number?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8) Do you like California or Florida more?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9) Do you like the lake or the ocean more?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10) Write down a wish. (A realistic one).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ARE Y0U D0NE?&lt;br /&gt;iF S0 SCR0LL D0WN.&lt;br /&gt;(D0N&apos;T CHEAT... foo...)&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;..&lt;br /&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;....&lt;br /&gt;.....&lt;br /&gt;......&lt;br /&gt;.......&lt;br /&gt;........&lt;br /&gt;.........&lt;br /&gt;..........&lt;br /&gt;...........&lt;br /&gt;..........&lt;br /&gt;.........&lt;br /&gt;........&lt;br /&gt;.......&lt;br /&gt;......&lt;br /&gt;....&lt;br /&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;..&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;THE ANSWERS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. You are completely in love with this person.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. If you choose:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Red - You are alert and your life is full of&lt;br /&gt;love.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Black - You are conservative and aggressive.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid&lt;br /&gt;back.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses&lt;br /&gt;and affection from the ones you love.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yellow- you are a very happy person and give&lt;br /&gt;good advice to those who are down.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. If your initial is:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in&lt;br /&gt;your life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum&lt;br /&gt;and your love life is&lt;br /&gt;soon to blossom.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;S-Z You like to help others and your future love&lt;br /&gt;life looks very good.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. If you were born in:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and&lt;br /&gt;you will discover that you fall in love with&lt;br /&gt;someone totally unexpected.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;April-June: You will have a strong love&lt;br /&gt;relationship that will not last long but the&lt;br /&gt;memories will last forever.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;July-Sep: You will have a great year and will&lt;br /&gt;experience a major life changing experience for&lt;br /&gt;the good.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great,&lt;br /&gt;but eventually you will find your soul mate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. If you chose...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Black: Your life will take on a different&lt;br /&gt;direction, it will seem hard at the time but&lt;br /&gt;will be the best thing for you, and you will&lt;br /&gt;be glad for the change.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;White: You will have a friend who completely&lt;br /&gt;confides in you and would do anything for you,&lt;br /&gt;but you may not realize it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. This person is your best friend.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. This is how many close friends you have in&lt;br /&gt;your lifetime.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. If you chose:&lt;br /&gt;California: You like adventure.&lt;br /&gt;Florida: You are a laid back person.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. If you chose:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lake: You are loyal to your friends and to your&lt;br /&gt;love. And you are very reserved.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please&lt;br /&gt;people.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. This wish will come true</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2005 06:24:48 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>BEER vs. PUSSY ... Are you ready girl?...&lt;br /&gt;1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER&lt;br /&gt;2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy&lt;br /&gt;3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER&lt;br /&gt;4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to Pussy&lt;br /&gt;5. Ten beers in one night and you can&apos;t drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don&apos;t want to drive anywhere. - One point to Pussy&lt;br /&gt;6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - One point to Pussy&lt;br /&gt;7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to Pussy&lt;br /&gt;8. You normally don&apos;t find old beer. - One point to BEER&lt;br /&gt;9. Too much beer and you&apos;ll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you&apos;ll think you&apos;ve seen God. - One point to PUSSY&lt;br /&gt;10. In most countries there&apos;s a tax on beer. - One point to PUSSY&lt;br /&gt;11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off - One point to BEER&lt;br /&gt;12. You can always be sure if you&apos;re the first one to open a bottle or can. - One point to BEER&lt;br /&gt;13. If you shake beer it&apos;ll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down. - One point to BEER&lt;br /&gt;14. You always know how much beer is going to cost - One point to BEER&lt;br /&gt;15. Beer doesn&apos;t have a mother - One point to BEER&lt;br /&gt;16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you&apos;ve drank it - One point to BEER&lt;br /&gt;FINAL SCORE: BEER 9&lt;br /&gt;PUSSY: 7&lt;br /&gt;That&apos;s it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER&lt;br /&gt;BY THE WAY, I STILL SAY PUSSY WINS, BUT THEN AGAIN, I AM GETTING READY TO GO GET A BEER.&lt;br /&gt;PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them. -An extra point for BEER</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2005 22:44:47 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Here&apos;s a list of the 18 new words, their definitions and the year the words were first used:&lt;br /&gt;1. amuse-bouche (noun) 1984: a small complimentary appetizer offered at some restaurants.&lt;br /&gt;2. battle dress uniform (noun) 1982: a military uniform for field service.&lt;br /&gt;3. bikini wax (noun) 1985: a procedure for removing pubic hair from the skin near the edge of the bottom half of a bikini by applying hot wax, covering the wax with a cloth to which the wax and hair adhere, and then peeling it off quickly.&lt;br /&gt;4. brain freeze (noun) 1991: a sudden shooting pain in the head caused by ingesting very cold food (as ice cream) or drink.&lt;br /&gt;5. chick flick (noun) 1988: a motion picture intended to appeal esp. to women.&lt;br /&gt;6. civil union (noun) 1992: the legal status that ensures to same-sex couples specified rights and responsibilities of married couples.&lt;br /&gt;7. cybrarian (noun) 1992: a person whose job is to find, collect, and manage information that is available on the World Wide Web.&lt;br /&gt;8. DHS (abbreviation): Department of Homeland Security.&lt;br /&gt;9. hazmat (noun) 1980: a material (as flammable or poisonous material) that would be a danger to life or to the environment if released without precautions.&lt;br /&gt;10. hospitalist (noun) 1996: a physician who specializes in treating hospitalized patients of other physicians in order to minimize the number of hospital visits by other physicians.&lt;br /&gt;11. metadata (noun) 1983: data that provides information about other data.&lt;br /&gt;12. otology (noun) 1842: a science that deals with the ear and its diseases.&lt;br /&gt;13. retronym (noun) 1980: a term consisting of a noun and a modifier which specifies the original meaning of the noun [&quot;film camera&quot; is a ~].&lt;br /&gt;14. SARS (noun) [severe acute respiratory syndrome] 2003: a severe respiratory illness that is caused by a coronavirus (genus Coronavirus), is transmitted esp. by contact with infectious material (as respiratory droplets), and is marked by fever, headache, body aches, a dry cough, hypoxia, and usu. pneumonia.&lt;br /&gt;15. steganography (noun) 1985 1 archaic: cryptography 2: the art or practice of concealing a message, image, or file within another message, image, or file.&lt;br /&gt;16. tide pool (noun) 1853: a pool of salt water left (as in a rock basin) by an ebbing tide--called also tidal pool.&lt;br /&gt;17. Wi-Fi (certification mark): used to certify the interoperability of wireless computer networking devices.&lt;br /&gt;18. zaibatsu (noun) 1947: a powerful financial and industrial conglomerate of Japan.</description>
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  <description>12 Things You Didn&apos;t Know You Didn&apos;t Know&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Did you know...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   1. It is impossible to lick your elbow.&lt;br /&gt;   2. A crocodile can&apos;t stick its tongue out. &lt;br /&gt;   3. A shrimp&apos;s heart is in its head.&lt;br /&gt;   4. In a study of 200,000 ostriches, over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.&lt;br /&gt;   5. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.&lt;br /&gt;   6. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.&lt;br /&gt;   7. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.&lt;br /&gt;   8. Horses can&apos;t vomit. &lt;br /&gt;   9. The &quot;sixth sick sheik&apos;s sixth sheep&apos;s sick&quot; is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.&lt;br /&gt;  10. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. And, if you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.&lt;br /&gt;  11. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;12. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Attention all telemarketing/customer service/phone rep employees you are dying of too much ear bacteria.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2005 01:33:39 GMT</pubDate>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2005 23:19:20 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>i am going to have a good reason to not go to work, every fucking place around here is out of gas</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2005 00:38:47 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>What the hell.  Life has been so crazy lately, I need to do more little updates than trying to do big updates. Because I am a procrastinator, &amp; I refuse to type that much.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And this would be a little update, with nothing imperitive to say.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2005 04:02:20 GMT</pubDate>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2005 03:55:38 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;b&gt;Fear and Loathing in Wal-Mart&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;	&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    There is not now, nor will there ever be, one thing that inspires as much sublime awe and disgust as the average American Wal-Mart. Like a 24 hour temple to the Gods of Bacchanalian Excess at Low, Low Prices, the blue-and-gray standards of Wal-Marts fly above the paved prairies of America. And no matter who you are or where you are, the customers are always the same.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    At 2 o&apos;clock in the morning, a Super Wal-Mart changes, subtly, from a shopping Mecca to a haven of the Damned. With the teeming hordes of blue-frocked zombies stocking shelves and cleaning floors, the late-night Wal-Mart customer is overcome with a feeling of despair. The employees suddenly outnumber you five to one. Once, you felt in control of your shopping experience, but now you wonder, &quot;What if the Wal-Mart natives get restless? Can I hope to defend myself against these barbarians of convenience?&quot; The employees, mindless of your fears, stare at you unhappily while you try to choose flavors of Rice-a-Roni, and you quickly default to &quot;Chicken&quot; and go about your business. The late night Wal-Mart is simply a place you do not belong.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    While the night crew clean and organize the Wal-Mart, the place looks more like a college dorm room than a store. Open boxes litter the aisles and cleaning tractors roar to life behind you, and suddenly you know what your Dungeons &amp; Dragons character feels like when the kobolds jump him in the basement of the temple. Without the ghetto moms and trailer trash dads clamoring for the last box of instant pudding, it doesn&apos;t feel like a Wal-Mart at all - rather a smooth, fluorescent Hell that smells, ironically, of unscented floor cleanser.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    It was into this all-too-familiar environment that I was thrust on a night just like any other in the month of September. I say &quot;all-too-familiar&quot; because I live life at night, and I am accustomed to the feel of a shopping center in the middle of the night. Night people are used to the harrowing experience of a Wal-Mart after midnight. For a night person, autumn and winter are a strange and eternal darkness - wake up as the sun goes down, go to sleep as the sun comes up. Your eyes forget what sunlight feels like, and your skin blanches white. You live in a fluorescent world, where everything is a shade lighter or darker than it should be. Fluorescents do strange things to your eyes, and even stranger things to your mind. If dreams had lighting, it would all be fluorescent As a result, the months of September through March are more like a drug trip than a march of seasons. Of course, this is nothing to complain about - you realize quickly, living nights, that most daylight people would kill for the drug trip you live in for half of the year.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    One of the finer things about the night is how few and far between people are in the dark. Additionally, most people who are awake with you on some idle Thursday at 2 AM are extremely polite. Of course, the exception is the weekends, when thousands of people get drunk and attempt to become night people for a few hours. Still, on the weekdays, people are generally pretty nice. It&apos;s the drug trip, I think. My other prevailing theory is that, with so little human contact, it&apos;s very hard to be a misanthrope at 2 AM. But it&apos;s definitely not impossible.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Enter the psuedo-rich, skinny white woman.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    She is an invader in the night. She does not belong there. We, the night folks, can smell outsiders. At 2 AM, they are strung-out and exhausted. They&apos;re tired, and for some reason, they flaunt this weakness. &quot;I&apos;m so tired!&quot; they&apos;ll say. &quot;I need to wake up at six this morning, too!&quot; They don&apos;t understand that the mere idea that they&apos;ll be sleeping soon is a poke in the eye to the night owl. Daytime people are not dressed for the night - when you work by gaslight, your dress code is extremely simplistic. They are rushing around, trying to get their late-night tasks finished so that they can go home and sleep. They do not belong. If you are a daytime person, you&apos;re best off getting things done before midnight. Do not invade our world. We don&apos;t like you, and insomnia has been padding for &quot;temporary insanity&quot; for a number of years. Stay out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    As I finalize my selections and make the final run with my $24 worth of nightshift groceries - instant rice, canned fruits, peanut butter and Triscuits - I ramble into the only available line at the Wal-Mart. The night shift separates a person from the hubbub of the day. When I see that there is only one line at Wal-Mart, and there are two people ahead of me, I do not become impatient. I am not in a hurry. I have nowhere important to go, because it&apos;s the middle of the damned night. However, the psuedo-rich, skinny white woman selfishly ignores all sensibility and creates a disturbance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    The scene was laid out well. In front of me was a young black woman in sweats (proper night attire) cradling her young baby. Having a 9 month old baby qualifies a person for the night shift. I knew this poor woman didn&apos;t sleep at night or in the day - she slept when the baby wanted her to sleep. She was soft-spoken and sweet, cooing to the baby and holding its head. The baby, congested, was dribbling baby goo from its nose all over his hands, and then from his hands into his mouth. This sounds pretty disgusting, but in an infant of the species, it somehow becomes cute. The woman held her baby and waited calmly in line with a handful of random items - something like pantyhose, pain killers and a ball of twine.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    In front of the woman and her baby, however, was a 30-something white woman in a white suit-coat, with a white skirt and black pumps. The astute reader already realizes that she was overdressed for a Wal-Mart at what was quickly becoming 3 o&apos;clock in the morning. There&apos;s no good reason for anyone to be dressed that way at any hour in a Wal-Mart. But her aura of false importance didn&apos;t end there - on her shoulder, pressed between her ear and her white coat was the ultimate symbol of fake status - a cell phone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Now, I have no idea who this Queen of Nothing was speaking to at 3 in the morning. I don&apos;t know why the conversation couldn&apos;t wait until she was done shopping. I do know, from listening to her high-pitched squeals, that the pillows she wanted rang up at different prices. This fact - which would concern your average person enough to alert the clerk - had made this she-creature livid with consumer rage. By the time I arrived, the authorities had already been called - a representative from Housewares was on his way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    But the she-beast was not appeased. In between her incomprehensible chattering to whoever was on the cell phone, she told the poor girl behind the counter that this difference in price (which I had discovered was an entire American dollar) was &quot;ridiculous&quot; and that the two pillows were exactly the same, and should be the same price. The woman with the baby tried to explain to her the complications of UPCs and the difference of items, but the screechy woman in white continued to make the case that any difference in price was &quot;false advertising.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    I try to be a calm, reasonable human being. But when it comes to utter stupidity, I can only stomach so much before I must release the demon inside of me. This demon, who I think is named &quot;Dave&quot;, comes from the level of Hell where people have to go through the parts of life where they failed to learn practical thought and reason over and over again until they get it right. Through a complex binding ritual consisting of dirty looks and swearing in traffic, I can usually keep Dave in check. But on this day, Dave could not be contained.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Finally, the woman in white uttered, &quot;I&apos;m about ready to kill someone.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Dave made his escape.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    &quot;If you&apos;re going to kill someone, please kill me, because I swear to God I can&apos;t listen to another damned word of your egocentric bullshit.&quot; The words were mine. The voice was mine. The thought was mine. Still, I blame Dave.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Of course, she immediately shut her mouth. Maybe she was just afraid of me. I prefer to think that she saw the smug looks on the faces of the woman in front of me, the clerk and the floor manager who had come over to assist the clerk. Hell, even the baby was satisfied that someone had the guts to shut this bitch up. I&apos;m sure the baby would have told me so, but he was busy taste-testing variations of snot and spit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    After the woman in white left (with her pillows being an equal, low price), the clerk thanked me and the floor manager nodded along. &quot;I just hope I&apos;m never as important as she is,&quot; I explained to them. &quot;I don&apos;t think I could handle the pressure.&quot; Everyone had a good laugh.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Still, I was left more than a bit dissatisfied. Something about the whole shopping experience was thrown off - there was still a little thorn in my neck. Maybe it was because some self-important daytime person had ruined the Zen sensibility of the night. Maybe letting out the inner demon - Dave - makes me feel a little guilty. Maybe being congratulated for shutting someone&apos;s mouth leaves a bad taste in my mouth. But when you get right down to it, I think it was mostly because the store didn&apos;t have any dried mangoes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This article by Chuck Werner</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2005 23:36:42 GMT</pubDate>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 10 Jul 2005 05:17:59 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Stunning Find Behind a da Vinci Painting&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A new Leonardo da Vinci drawing has been found hidden beneath the surface of one of the artist&apos;s most honored works, &quot;The Virgin of the Rocks,&quot; report the BBC News and Reuters. The painting, which stands 6 feet-two inches tall, shows the Virgin Mary kneeling in a cave with the infant Jesus and Saint John.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Da Vinci painted two versions of &quot;The Virgin of the Rocks,&quot; one in 1483 and one in 1508. What is thought to be the superior of the two hangs in The Louvre in Paris, while the other hangs in Britain&apos;s National Gallery. The stunning find was under the British painting.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It was while the curators were studying how da Vinci copied his original painting that they found the uncompleted drawing. Infrared scanning allowed them to see through the layers of paint on the picture hanging in the London gallery.&lt;br /&gt;	&lt;br /&gt;Interestingly, there were two levels of drawings under the painting. One was for &quot;The Virgin of the Rocks,&quot; while the other was for a different painting altogether showing the Virgin kneeling with a downcast gaze. She holds one hand to her breast and dramatically stretches out the fingers of her other hand so that they meet the picture edges. The fact that the drawing is so different than the painting has a special meaning. &quot;You can never call this a straightforward copy again because Leonardo clearly wanted to start something new,&quot; National Gallery curator Luke Syson told BBC radio.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why did da Vinci paint &quot;The Virgin of the Rocks&quot; twice? The first one was commissioned in 1483 by the Milanese Confraternity of the Immaculate Conception for a chapel altarpiece. Upon completion, the artist demanded a large bonus, which the Confraternity refused to pay. So da Vinci sold it elsewhere. This is the one that hangs in The Louvre. Years later, the Confraternity asked da Vinci for a replacement, which is the one that is now in Britain. The researchers believe that the Confraternity rejected da Vinci&apos;s new idea and demanded he repaint the one they had originally commissioned. &quot;I suspect he was forced to abandon this new very beautiful idea,&quot; Syson told the BBC. &quot;In a way it&apos;s a terrible pity.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 10 Jul 2005 05:13:49 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>The most overrated songs ever are:&lt;br /&gt;1. &quot;American Pie&quot; by Don McLean&lt;br /&gt;It&apos;s too long at nine minutes and is the most annoying of the pub sing-along songs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. &quot;Light My Fire&quot; by The Doors&lt;br /&gt;It&apos;s nothing more than a novelty song of the psychedelic age.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. &quot;Free Bird&quot; by Lynyrd Skynyrd&lt;br /&gt;It&apos;s one of the ultimate rock clichés.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. &quot;Hey Ya!&quot; by Outkast&lt;br /&gt;Its repetitive structure sounds like it was recorded in a guitar 101 class. Besides, what&apos;s the melody? It&apos;s the bad lyrics that put this one over the top.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. &quot;Pour Some Sugar On Me&quot; by Def Leppard&lt;br /&gt;The lyrics make no sense, the guitar riffs are bland and it just doesn&apos;t work.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. &quot;Wonderwall&quot; by Oasis&lt;br /&gt;Way too sappy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. &quot;Memory&quot; by Andrew Lloyd Webber&lt;br /&gt;The musical &quot;Cats&quot; received numerous awards. Why?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. &quot;Bohemian Rhapsody&quot; by Queen&lt;br /&gt;It has nonsensical pretentious lyrics and nauseating waves of overdubbed choral vocals.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. &quot;I Still Haven&apos;t Found What I&apos;m Looking For&quot; by U2&lt;br /&gt;It just doesn&apos;t work.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. &quot;Totally Wired&quot; by The Fall&lt;br /&gt;If you can&apos;t sing, speak the lyrics. That makes you a musical pioneer?</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2005 07:27:33 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>FINALLY!</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2005 02:40:36 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;table border=&quot;3&quot; width=&quot;400&quot; bordercolor=&quot;#000000&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#C0C0C0&quot; style=&quot;border-collapse: collapse&quot;&gt;  &lt;tr&gt;  &lt;td&gt;  &lt;font color=&quot;black&quot; size=&quot;5&quot;&gt;entschuldigung is worn out.&lt;/font&gt;  &lt;/td&gt;  &lt;/tr&gt;  &lt;tr&gt;  &lt;td&gt;  &lt;font color=&quot;black&quot;&gt;Sleep when you&apos;re dead!  Whether it&apos;s emotionally or physically, you&apos;re exhausted.  Have you considered sleeping pills?  I took them when I had mono, and they made everything better.&lt;/font&gt;  &lt;/td&gt;  &lt;/tr&gt;  &lt;tr bgcolor=&quot;#CCCCCC&quot;&gt;  &lt;td&gt;  &lt;font face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;  brought to you by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.livejournal.com/users/interim32&quot;&gt;interim32&lt;/a&gt;. wanna know your lj&apos;s moodring color?  enter your user name and hit the button. (&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.livejournal.com/users/interim32/552842.html&quot;&gt;discussion thread&lt;/a&gt;)  &lt;/font&gt;   &lt;p&gt;  &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;  &lt;form action=&quot;http://www.brainporn.org/cgi-bin/moodring/moodring.cgi&quot; method=&quot;post&quot;&gt;  &lt;input type=&quot;text&quot; name=&quot;user&quot;&gt;  &lt;input type=&quot;submit&quot; name=&quot;submit&quot; value=&quot;submit&quot;&gt;  &lt;/form&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;  &lt;/td&gt;  &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/table&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 14 May 2005 04:44:04 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>How &lt;b&gt;FUCKED UP&lt;/b&gt; is this?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Lindsay Lohan&apos;s weight loss isn&apos;t going unnoticed either. Lohan admitted in a recent issue of W that her physician is worried about her and even grilled her to find out if she was making herself throw up or using drugs to drop the pounds. She insists she isn&apos;t. Writes Kate Lanahan for TheBosh.com: &quot;Around this time last year, everyone was wondering whether Lindsay Lohan&apos;s breasts were real. Now we&apos;re wondering where they went. But her boobs aren&apos;t the only things missing from her body. Her hips, thighs and muscles have also disappeared.&quot; What&apos;s really scary is that Lindsay told Teen Vogue, &lt;u&gt;&quot;But compared to a lot of actresses my age, I&apos;m actually &lt;b&gt;overweight&lt;/b&gt;.&quot;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Those skinny bitches make me so god damn mad.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2005 18:28:00 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>going to get a new tattoo tomorrow!</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 08 May 2005 04:55:29 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>bored...really, really bored</title>
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  <description>&lt;table style=&quot;color: black;&quot; width=&quot;400&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;1&quot; bordercolor=&quot;black&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot;&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;center&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#C2F3FF&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;Heather Diana Gosnell&apos;s Aliases&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#88EAFF&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your movie star name: &lt;b&gt;Butterfinger Crisps Lewis&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#C2F3FF&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your fashion designer name is &lt;b&gt;Heather Munish&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#88EAFF&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your socialite name is &lt;b&gt;Heffer Wouldn&apos;t Know&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#C2F3FF&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your fly girl / guy name is &lt;b&gt;H Gos&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#88EAFF&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your detective name is &lt;b&gt;Panda Reeferside&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#C2F3FF&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your barfly name is &lt;b&gt;Honey Bun Jack Daniels&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#88EAFF&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your soap opera name is &lt;b&gt;Diana Alexander&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#C2F3FF&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your rock star name is &lt;b&gt;BC Children W/ ADD&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#88EAFF&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your star wars name is &lt;b&gt;Heamar Gosoff&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#C2F3FF&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your punk rock band name is The &lt;b&gt;HAPPY Dildo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogthings.com/meganames/&quot;&gt;The Amazing Meganame Generator&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;400&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;1&quot; bordercolor=&quot;black&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot;&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#00CCFF&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Your Mexican Name Is...&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.quizdiva.net/mexicanname/girl.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot; size=&quot;+1&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;b&gt;Doña Geavonna&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogthings.com/mexicannamegenerator/&quot;&gt;What&apos;s your Mexican Name?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;400&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;1&quot; bordercolor=&quot;black&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot;&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#66FF33&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Your Irish Name Is...&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/irish-name.gif&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot; size=&quot;+1&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;b&gt;Aoife Browne&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogthings.com/irishnamegenerator/&quot;&gt;What&apos;s your Irish Name?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table style=&quot;font-family: serif; color: black; font-size: 12pt;&quot; width=&quot;350&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;8&quot; cellpadding=&quot;5&quot;&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;center&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#FF99CC&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 style=&quot;margin: 0; border: 0;&quot;&gt;The Keys to Your Heart&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FF9FD2&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFA6D9&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFACDF&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You&apos;d like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFB3E6&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFB9EC&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFBFF2&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your risk of cheating is high. You can&apos;t resist desire and lust.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFC6F9&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You think of marriage pessimistically. You don&apos;t think happy marriages exist anymore.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFCCFF&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogthings.com/keystoyourheartquiz/&quot;&gt;What Are The Keys To Your Heart?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table style=&quot;color: black;&quot; width=&quot;200&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;1&quot; bordercolor=&quot;black&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot;&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;center&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#99DDFF&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;American Cities That Best Fit You:&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#ADDAFF&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;80% Austin&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#C2D6FF&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;65% Denver&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#D6D3FF&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;60% Miami&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#EBCFFF&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;60% San Diego&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFCCFF&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;60% Seattle&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogthings.com/americancitiesbestfitquiz/&quot;&gt;Which American Cities Best Fit You?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What a crock of shit&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;4&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;

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&lt;th colspan=&quot;3&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#BBFFFF&quot;&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot; size=&quot;+1&quot;&gt;HEATHER&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/th&gt;

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&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#CCFFFF&quot;&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot; size=&quot;+1&quot;&gt;H&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;

&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDFFFF&quot;&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot; size=&quot;+1&quot;&gt;is for&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;

&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#EEFFFF&quot;&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot; size=&quot;+1&quot;&gt;Happy&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;

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&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#CCFFFF&quot;&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot; size=&quot;+1&quot;&gt;E&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;

&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDFFFF&quot;&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot; size=&quot;+1&quot;&gt;is for&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;

&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#EEFFFF&quot;&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot; size=&quot;+1&quot;&gt;Extraordinary&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;

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&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#CCFFFF&quot;&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot; size=&quot;+1&quot;&gt;A&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;

&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDFFFF&quot;&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot; size=&quot;+1&quot;&gt;is for&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;

&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#EEFFFF&quot;&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot; size=&quot;+1&quot;&gt;Athletic&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;

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&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#CCFFFF&quot;&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot; size=&quot;+1&quot;&gt;T&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;

&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDFFFF&quot;&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot; size=&quot;+1&quot;&gt;is for&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;

&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#EEFFFF&quot;&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot; size=&quot;+1&quot;&gt;Tender&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;

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&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#CCFFFF&quot;&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot; size=&quot;+1&quot;&gt;H&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;

&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDFFFF&quot;&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot; size=&quot;+1&quot;&gt;is for&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;

&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#EEFFFF&quot;&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot; size=&quot;+1&quot;&gt;Honest&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;

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&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#CCFFFF&quot;&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot; size=&quot;+1&quot;&gt;E&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;

&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDFFFF&quot;&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot; size=&quot;+1&quot;&gt;is for&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;

&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#EEFFFF&quot;&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot; size=&quot;+1&quot;&gt;Extraordinary&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;

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&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#CCFFFF&quot;&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot; size=&quot;+1&quot;&gt;R&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;

&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDFFFF&quot;&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot; size=&quot;+1&quot;&gt;is for&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;

&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#EEFFFF&quot;&gt; &lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot; size=&quot;+1&quot;&gt;Rich&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/td&gt;

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&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://blogthings.com/acro/acronymquiz.php&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What Does Your Name Mean?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;400&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;1&quot; bordercolor=&quot;black&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot;&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#00CCFF&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Your Japanese Name Is...&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#66CCFF&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;You are&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/found-in-diaper.gif&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogthings.com/rejectedcrayonquiz/&quot;&gt;What Rejected Crayon Are You?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 01 May 2005 03:42:17 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>i&apos;m back</title>
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&lt;td style=&quot;font: bolder small-caps 14pt Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif; text-transform: capitalize; word-spacing: .3em; text-align: center; background: #bce9ff; border-style: double; border-color: gray; padding: 5px; width: 350px;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your Birthdate: October 23&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td style=&quot;font: small-caps small-caps 12pt Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif; text-transform: none; text-align: left; background: #e2f5ff; border-style: double; border-color: gray; padding: 5px; width: 350px;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With a birthday on the 23rd of the month (5 energy) you are inclined to work well with people and enjoy them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are talented and versatile, very good at presenting ideas. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You may have a tendency to get itchy feet at times and need change and travel. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You tend to be very progressive, imaginative and adaptable. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your mind is quick, clever and analytical. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A restlessness in your nature may make you a bit impatient and easily bored with routine. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You may have a tendency to shirk responsibility. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Very sociable, you make friends easily and you are an excellent traveling companion.&lt;/td&gt;
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